So this guy jayson quite sears abt a month ago and my friend found this in the trees on the sears parking lot. Haha still there.
Who’s on your zombie apocalypse survival team?
who would you choose for your apocalyptic team?
If attacked by a zombie…
What kind of zombie apocalypse survivor are you?
I would dance
Your Zombie Apocalypse Playlist
Zombies kill, music saves: what songs will keep you alive?
Fabulous Flat Abs GIFs from Pilates Bootcamp!
Do this routine every other day for 2 weeks and you will see a noticeable difference in the definition of your abs!
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Life can SUCK IT! ……Because I sure hell ain’t paying for that shit!
just did this last week lol. its the funniest part of tubing, flying off while they are still moving. XD
We are full of regret!
ushiodabomb-deactivated20130422 asked: Alright, I'll have to see what days I'm off, or we could go the week after I get back so I can already have assurance that I will be off on a certain day xD
yea, that is probably better.
Don’t let the zombies attack! Be prepared for the nation is underattacked by zombies. What shall we do?
Zombie Easter Bunnies Eat Brains!
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Legit! woman /mother’s go through so much cap’s off!
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You know how some people have those habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I’m real irritated, and I’m looking for a little sympathy. And there’s Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin’. No, not chewin’. POPPIN’. So I said “If you pop that gum one more time…” And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots… in…to…his….head.” Liz (Chicago)
I performed this on stage and somehow I think I got myself to much into the character that I forgot how to be the real me, but no matter what happened on that stage this was my all time favorite movie.
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